Insert Caption: The Express

October 5, 2008

Welcome back to another installment in our groundbreaking, game-changing (to borrow a phrase from the news anchors of the world) Insert Caption series — where you provide the content and we provide the prizes. Last week we asked you to dish out some captions for a photo from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which opens in theaters this day. Congrats to our three winners — none of whom include you, dude.

1. “But the ad said the auditions were for Hair” — Debra F.

2. “All Simon’s attempts to compliment Jeff’s “very masculine” hair piece ended in futility after mistakenly introducing himself to whom he thought was “Mrs. Bridges.” — Nathan H.