Election Night: CNN (Part 1)
November 4, 2008
Filed under: Programming, Reality-Free
Election night! Election night! Let’s check out the folks at CNN. Is Wolf Blitzer going to lose his mind? Is Anderson Cooper going to be pretty? Is John King going to lovingly stroke the magic board? Let’s find out.
9:00: That’s what we’ve got for now. I’ll be back shortly with more updates– and maybe we’ll have a new president. Not that CNN will project that.
8:59: Soledad O’Brien is looking at demographic information with Mr. Magoo. Poor Mr. Magoo can’t work the touch screen because he’s not tall enough. Hilariously, this comes at the point in which they’re talking about how age is a factor in the way people vote.
8:57: Drink. They’re not even making a projection in Arizona.
852: Can someone tell me what’s up with these clean coal commercials? This is the 7,000th one I’ve seen today.
8:48: James Carville looks more and more like a reanimated corpse every day.
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